{"product_id":"myconoid-t-shirt","title":"Myconoid T-Shirt!","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe torch goes out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou hear nothing. Then you smell it -- wet stone, rot, something older than the dungeon itself. Bioluminescent caps drift into view like drowned lanterns. The circle has been here since before your civilization had a word for darkness. They do not sleep. They do not eat. They commune.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA rapport spore hits you somewhere behind your eyes and suddenly you understand, with horrible clarity, that they have already decided you are not a threat. Not because you are powerful. Because you are temporary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Sovereign does not move. It doesn't need to. It raised the last thing that moved aggressively in this cavern. That thing is still down here, somewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis shirt is that moment -- pulled straight from the 2nd Edition Monster Manual and pressed onto Gildan Softstyle black cotton. The art that first made you understand the Underdark wasn't full of monsters. It was full of things that simply did not consider you relevant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThey are not aggressive unless threatened. The sun kills them in under an hour. And yet they have been here longer than your entire bloodline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not take it into direct sunlight out of solidarity.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Minis by Myconoid","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45128469446709,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45128469479477,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45128469512245,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45128469545013,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45128469577781,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/6962\/9749\/files\/Takberjudul763_20260305125705.jpg?v=1776531310","url":"https:\/\/www.myconoid.com\/products\/myconoid-t-shirt","provider":"Minis by Myconoid","version":"1.0","type":"link"}